莉迪娅 Lydia!
开门 让我进去 Open the door. Let me in!
莉迪娅 我知道小孩在你那里 Lydia, I know you have the child.
他们来找你了 莉迪娅 They're coming for you, Lydia.
莉迪娅 Lydia!
佩克他们只是要他们的婴儿 The Pecks just want their baby.
啊 Ah!
-莉迪娅 -不要 - Lydia! - Don't!
拜托 Please.
原谅我 先生 Pardonnez-moi,monsieur.
原谅我 Pardonnez-moi.
我的婴儿还我 Give me my baby!
噢 我的儿子 Oh, my son!
你杀了我的婴儿 You killed my baby!
我要我的儿子 I want my son
把我的儿子还给我 Give me back my son
你杀了我的婴儿 You killed my baby!
我要我的儿子 I want my son!
随便挑一个股票市场的历史当中13年周期的 Pick any 13-year period in the history of the stock market,
然后你会发现投资者至少会获利10% and you'll see an investor made at least 10%.
教训是什么 The lesson?
缓慢而稳定者会赢得比赛 Slow and steady wins the race.
但是难道说那些投资者没有主动的责任吗 But doesn't that investor have a responsibility to be active?
随便选一个那些13年的周期 Take any of those 13-year periods
然后让我做一次交易 and let me make one trade,
只要一次交易就好了 just one trade.
那10%就会变成100或是1,000 Then 10% can become 100 or 1,000.
或是在那一次的交易中 你可能会全部损失掉 Or in that one trade, you could lose it all.
如果你不能掌握火候的话 If you can't take the heat,
那就离开厨房吧 then get out of the kitchen.
正如同一个女人把投资和烹饪相比 Just like a woman to compare investing to cooking.
好了 今天上到这里 Okay, that's all for today.
下星期见 各位 See you guys next week.
詹妮-啵 Jenny-boo.
嘿 Hey.
嘿? Hey?
为了帮你庆生 我特地安排了休假 I took the day off work in celebration of your birthday.
只能得到一个"嘿"吗 All I get's "Hey"?
-对不起 -谢谢 - I'm sorry. - Thank you.
不 只是 到目前 No, it's just, so far,
你是唯一一个记得的 you're the only one who's remembered.
-真的吗 -是啊 - Really? - Yes.
不会吧 Nahah.
安妮特有整个足球场那么大... Annette has an entire football field
来帮她唱生日快乐 sing happy birthday to her.
我呢? Me?
被丁弗瑞教授逮到了 I get my balls busted by Professor Dingleberry in there.
哈哈~啊 Ugh.
那埃文呢? Well, what about Evan?
他大概在某个兄弟会里睡翻了吧 He's probably sleeping it off in some frat house.
或许没有吧 Or not.
生日快乐 詹妮弗·里奇 Happy birthday, Jennifer Ritchie!
我得走了 掰掰 I'm out of here.Bye-bye.
嘿 等一下 今晚怎么过? Hey, wait.What about tonight?
我再看看吧 I'm gonna try and make it.
希拉里 Hillary.
是肯啦 It's Ken.
他要演一个新的角色 情景都计划好了 He has a new role-playing scenario all planned out,
他是演一个受伤的美国士兵 where he's the American wounded soldier,
而我演... and I'm...
法国护士 The French nurse.
我知道 不管怎样 I know, I mean, whatever happened to
还能演个小配角 A simple finger in the butt?
习惯就好了 It used to be enough.
虽然带着口音 不过还是值得的 Even with the accent, it's still gross.
你没交过像那样的男朋友吗? You haven't had boyfriends who like that?
-没有 -真的? - No. - Really?
真没有 No.No.
好吧 这么说我是一个贱女人了 Okay, so I'm a slut, then.
再见 Bye.
-生日快乐 -嗯嗯 - Happy birthday.- Hmm.
怎么了? What's wrong?
你觉得我是一个好的女朋友吗? Do you think I'm a good friend?
你是一个超优秀的女朋友 You're an excellent friend.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我是这样觉得... I think so.
我真的想要用我的方式来对待别人 I really try to go out of my way for people
在她们生日时让她们感到特别 to make them feel special on their birthdays.
希拉里 我带她到永恒21去疯狂购物 Hillary, I took her on a shopping spree to Forever 21.
安妮特 我为她烤了一个有趣的素食蛋糕给她惊喜 Annette, I baked her that ridiculous vegan-ized cake.
我甚至不...我不知道这样做对不对 I don't even--I still don't even know what it is,
不过我还是做了 but I did it.
嘿 呃 能让人有印象就好 Hey,well,remember,
这也是美好的记忆 宝贝 just give it time, babe.
来日方长 The day is still young.
是啊 Yeah.
你记得吗? You remembered, right?
等一下 我们在讨论什么? Wait, what are we talking about?
当然我记得啰 过来 Of course I remembered. Come on.
好了 Okay.
你要给我什么 So what did you get me?
嗯 放在口袋里的太寒酸了 Hmm.Doesn't fit in my pocket.
必须带你过去 Got to take you to it.
心须带我过去? Got to take me to it?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
好吧 Okay.
我们不要再去汉堡包王了 We are not going to Burger King again.
埃文雷诺兹 即使是一个笑话 Evan Reynolds, even as a joke,
你就等着好看 this will backfire on you.
詹妮弗·里奇 绝对不是汉堡包王 Jennifer Ritchie, it's not Burger King.
好吧 好 Okay. Good.
那很好 That's good.
那我什么时候可以去看 So when do I get to see it?
-嗯 现在怎么样? -是吗? - Hmm, how about right now? - Yeah?
你打包行李了? You packed a bag?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
-我们要去某个地方吗? -嗯哼 - We're going somewhere? - Mm-hmm.
我好喜欢喔 I love it.
-来吧 我们走 -好耶 - Come on. Let's go. - Yes.
我们要去哪里? Where are we going?
嗯 别担心 Hmm, don't worry about it.
我会像小孩子一样:"我们要去哪里" I will be like a child:"Where we going?
"我们到了吗 " "我们到了吗 " Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
我要睁开眼睛 I want to open my eyes.
你得继续闭着眼睛 You keep your eyes closed.
我快忍不住了 I can't.
我要晕车了 I'm starting to get carsick.
没有晕车这种说法 There is no such thing as getting carsick.
这是科学事实 It's a scientific fact.
好 不过如果我吐了 我就吐在你身上 Fine, but if I puke, I'm doing it on you.
这也是科学的事实 Scientific fact.
知道吗 有些人就是会认死理的 You know,some people are into that sort of thing,you know.
等一下 Wait a minute.
你是不是想在我生日的时候... Are you taking me to a remote location
把我带到偏僻的地方然后把我杀掉 where you plan on murdering me for my birthday?
见鬼 Damn it.
本来应该是一个惊喜的 Supposed to be a surprise.
放心 我会表现的很惊喜的 Don't worry.I'll act surprised.
嘿 不准偷看 Hey, no peeking!
我没有偷看 I'm not peeking.
-眼睛闭上 -谁在偷看啊? - Keep 'em closed.- Who was peeking?
再睁一次眼试试 Do it again.See what happens.
快到了 眼睛继续闭着 Almost there.Keep 'em closed.
你打算要做什么 What are you gonna do?
呃 我本来也不想这样的 Well, I don't want it to come to this,
这不是怕你鄙视我 想给你个惊喜嘛 but if I have to make you go down on me, I will.
我会信以为真的喔 I will bite it.
到了吗? We're here?
-你准备好了吗 -是的 - You ready? - Yes.
好 你可以睁开眼了 - Okay. - You can open them.
是一栋房子 It's a house.
是 没错 搞什么鬼? Yep.What the fuck?
詹妮 怎么了? Jenny, what?
不 这是... No, is this--
这是一个玩笑吗? is this a joke?
不 这不是玩笑 No, it's not a joke.
你以为我会觉得这样很好玩吗? Did you think that I would think this is funny?
这不应该是... It's not supposed to be--
在我生日当天带我来一栋鬼屋 Bringing me to a haunted house on my birthday.
它不是鬼屋 It's not a haunted house.
它不应该是好笑的 It's not supposed to be funny.
带我回家 Take me home.
这就是家 This is home.
什么? What?
我买下了这个地方... I bought this place...
给我们 For us.
你脑袋坏掉了吧? Have you lost your mind?
我们租的公寓怎么办? What about our apartment?
离学校这么远 What about school?
你真的很奇怪 This is so frickin' you.
为什么老抱怨我? What do you mean it's me?
你一直变来变去 从一件事到另一件事: Always bouncing around from one thing to another:
一直换工作 一直换主修科目 Changing jobs, changing majors,
每个学期都搬家 moving every semester.
我们这个暑假就要去实习了 埃文 We should be interning this summer, Evan,
找个合适的工作 looking for a job,
而不是跑到荒郊野外 not out in the middle of nowhere
把心思放到房地产投机上 on some crazy real estate speculation.
看看这地方 到处是垃圾 Look at this place.It is trash.
我们结婚吧 好吗? Let's get married, all right?
不 不 等一下 我们也需要自己的私人空间 No, no, wait. I need my space.
不 不 不 等等 等一下 No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
我们也应该再和其他人交往 We should see other people.
不 等一下 等一下 我真的很爱你 No, wait! Wait, I miss you.
别再怄气了 Let's get back together.
那他妈的代表什么 What the hell does that mean?
它代表变来变去的不是只有我 It means I'm not the only one that's bouncing around.
打开看看 Open it.
"献给我生命中的挚爱 "To the love of my life,
"即将成为我妻子的那位 "the one that I want to be my wife.
我知道它看起来不多 "I know it doesn't look like much,
"不过我有一个超乎异常的直觉 "but I have an extraordinary hunch
"就是如果我们整修好这些 "that if we fix this up,
"幸运的话 我们可有百万美元所得 "with any luck, we'll sell it for a million bucks.
然后我们就抽身而退 爱欲漫天" Then we can retire and have sex all the time."
真的吗? Really?
我知道词语不怎么华丽押韵 I know that last line didn't rhyme,
但是它是发自内心的 but it came from the heart.
里面还有一张 There's another piece of paper in there.
你用我的名字 You signed my name?
对 你已是这栋房子的主人了 You are a homeowner.
我是这栋房子的主人了 I am a homeowner.
这也是房地产投资 It's a property investment.
我从十二月开始 每天都在找 I've been looking every day since December,
然后在网上找到它 and I found it online.
于是我就开车来这里 然后就出价买下它 So I drove up here, and I made an offer that day.
我知道它不是你梦想中的房子 And, look, I know it's not your dream house,
不过它很大 but it's big,
而且还附带赠送一大片土地 and it comes with a lot of land.
-土地有多少? -大约有40英亩 - How much land? - 40 acres.
哇 Wow.
我问他们可不可以放养马 I asked them if they could throw in a mule,
不过不允许 but no dice.
不允许 No dice.
如果我们投资正确 If we market it right,
我们可以翻修这个房子 we could flip this house,
然后我们可以赚很多钱: and we could make a lot of money:
来付清我们的助学贷款 Pay off our student loans,
然后我们就去夏威夷举行婚礼 and we could do the wedding in Hawaii.
我本来期待是一个戒指 I was hoping for a ring.
真没想到 I was.
不过这也非常浪漫 But this is very romantic
只是方式不一样而已 in a very weird kind of way.
事实上 我也期待你这么说 Exactly what I was hoping you were going to say.
喔... Oh...
我要打电话给希拉里 喔 给她个惊喜 I have to call Hillary.Oh,my goodness.
告诉她我们也拥有了一栋房子 Tell her we got a house.
喔 还有一件事: Oh, that's the one thing:
这里手机没有信号 Shitty cell service.
是啊 我知道它好的太真实了 Yeah, see, I knew it was too good to be true.
-嘿 不要这样 -我要走了 - Hey, stop it! - I'm out!
你为这个地方付了多少钱? What did you pay for this place?
-一万元 -一万元? - 10 grand.- 10 grand.
我所有的积蓄 Everything in my savings.
这么便宜 That's, like, free.
为什么? Why?
因为这里是荒郊野外 Because this is the middle of nowhere,
而且没有多少人愿意来这里居住 and no one else wants to be out here.
抱歉 我怎么竞问这些无聊的话题 太令人讨厌了 I'm sorry I was such a bitch. I'm sorry.
也许是最近压力太大了 而且... I've just been stressed out and...
嘿 没关系的 至少我们拥有彼此真心相爱 Hey, it's okay.At least we have each other.
那就足够了 That better be enough,
因为在埃及的那个混蛋拥有一所这样的房子 because with a house in Bumfuck, Egypt,
我们真的不能让他得意下去 we really don't have much choice.
那就等你看完所有的房间再说吧 Just wait until you see the rest of it.
别再去想那个家伙 好吗? Don't mess with a guy that's in love,all right?
可以吗? Got it?
哇呜 看一下这个地方 Wow. Look at this place.
很令人兴奋 宝贝 This is exciting, babe.
是啊 Yeah.
我准备好了 I'm ready.
希望我们的钥匙是可以用的 Hopefully our key's going to work.
呜 Ooh.
一种很古老的味道 That's an interesting smell.
闻起来像是你的肚脐 Smells like your belly button.
太性感了 That is just sexy.
来点灯光吧 Let's get some lights.
见鬼 Damn.
我打过电话要他们恢复电力 I called to get the power turned on,
不过我猜他们还没来得及查看 but I guess they never made it.
什么 没有太阳能板吗? What? No solar panels?
你也不是每样都讲求绿能(环保)的 Not very green of you.
该死 Damn.
我们省的买菜盘了 We got plates.
不 埃文 这是古董瓷器 No, Evan.This is antique china.
这真的是银器 This is real silver.
也不知他们为什么要留下这些东西? Like, why would they leave this stuff behind?
应该是家族的传家宝之类的 It's, like, got to be family heirlooms or something.
合约上说这里所有的家具器具都归我们 The contract said we get all the furnishings.
真的吗 Really?
这地方太不可思议了 This place is incredible.
我就说嘛 Right?
楼下就比我们的公寓大多了 The downstairs is bigger than our apartment.
-等一下 -等一下 - Wait for it.- Wait for it.
喔 Oh.
这个火炉很太奇特了 This stove is amazing.
我就知道你喜欢这种复古的东西 I knew you'd love that thing.
喔 我真的看到一些锅碗瓢盆了 Oh, I think I actually saw some pots and pans.
是啊 我们需要的生活用品差不多都全了 Yeah, there should be everything that we need here,pretty much.
而且有些是超多的 It came pretty loaded.
在这里吧 There they are.
真棒 聪明的女孩 我就知道你一定会找的 All right, girl.I knew you'd find them.
嘿 如果你能在这里找到一只老怪兽 Hey, remember, if you find an old Twinkie,
那就好了 it's still good.
你真讨厌 That's really gross.
看啊 宝贝 Look, babe.
我们有自来水了 We got running water.
自来水公司应该来过了 Water company must have come.
嗯 Hmm.
不过它是靠一个电力井转送过来的 But it's run on an electric well.
喔 你知道吗 Oh, you know what?
嘿 稍等一下 我去看看马上回来 Hey,hold on a second.I'll be right back.
哼 Hmm.
搞什么? What the hell?
这是什么鬼东西? What the heck is this?
哈 Huh.
别紧张 小子 Easy, kid.
妈的 Fuck!
靠 Damn!
斗志旺盛的小王八蛋 Scrappy little son of a bitch.
你他妈的来这里干什么 老兄? What the fuck's your problem, man?
嘿 Hey.
怀疑我来这里偷东西 是不是? You're one of them sensitive boys, ain't ya?
承认了也没什么好丢脸的 Ain't a thing to be ashamed of.
别人的话也会这么想的 A lot of people like that.
我是来帮你检查电路的 You know I'm here to turn you on, right?
什么? What?
你的电力啊 Your power.
你想短路漏电把你的房子烧毁吗? Want your house to burn down?
那个断路器箱在那里 The breaker box is over there.
我会处理好的 I'll take care of ya.
你放心就是了 I'll take care of ya good.
啊 Ah.
噢 Ow.
什么鬼东西? What the hell?
是美洲土著居民留下的? Is this Native American?
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
噢 Ugh!
真酷 Cool.
喔 可找到了 Oh, yeah.
问题在这啊 That's my girl.
一会就弄好 There we go.
喔 Oh!
哇呜 Whoa!
喔 天啊 Oh, God!
不要那样悄悄地吓我 Don't sneak up on me like that.
喔 该死 Oh, shit!
这个够恶心的 That is so disgusting.
喔 那是菠萝吗? Oh, is that pineapple?
我他妈的超恨菠萝的 I fucking hate pineapple.
快把它拿走啦 Get it out of here.
我想厨房是你的地盘 I thought the kitchen was your domain.
埃文 雷诺兹 Evan Reynolds,
如果你还想跟我说话 if you ever want to speak to me again,
你就赶快把那个东西弄走 you will get that thing out of here.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 来 Okay. All right.
来吧 胖猪 Come on, Porky.
就让那些苍蝇把君主剩下的吃掉 Let's get you "Lord of the Flies" to take the rest on.
-快弄走啦 -我在走了 - Go! - I'm going.
啊 Ugh.
除非我弄错了 Unless I'm mistaken,
这里面一定是储存着很多啤酒 I think it's "beer:30."
那就太棒了 That sounds good.
我们今晚住在哪里啊? Where are we staying tonight?
我带了露营装备 I brought the camping gear.
看 我有点想州际公路旁的那家酒店了... See, I was kind of thinking about that hotel off the interstate...
就是开车一个小时远的那个吗? The one that's, like, an hour away?
-是啊 -算了吧 - Yeah.- Come on.
我们早晚都要住在这里的 We got to stay here sooner or later.
换换口味更有乐趣 It'll be fun.
-乐趣? -没错 就是很好玩 - Fun? - Yes, fun.
你还记得怎么才是很好玩 对不对? You remember what fun is, right?
是啊 我印象很深刻 Yeah, I remember what fun is.
没错 Yes.
-我喜欢那种感觉 -是吗?" - I like fun. - Yeah?
是啊 太刺激了 Yes, I like fun.
我知道你喜欢 I knew you did.
嘿 Hey.
你听到什么声音了吗? Did you hear that?
没有啊 I don't know.No.
玛丽 我是怎么叫你离那个男孩远一点的? Mary, what did I tell you about staying away from that boy?
-我只是... -你什么都不是 - I was just-- - you were nothing.
现在 在我告诉你妈妈之前给我滚回屋里去 Now get out of here before I tell your mama.
我数到三 I'm gonna count to three,
不然我会让你希望你从来没有出生过 and then I'm gonna make you wish you were never born.
一... One...
二... Two...
你去哪里了? Where did you go?
我去看了看有没有进来窃贼 I had to take care of some burglars.
嗯 你费心了 亲爱的 Hmm.Thanks, honey.
没事 You're welcome.
喔 Ooh.
喔 Ooh!
这是什么鬼东西? What the hell is this?
它是一个旧式的白痴探测器 It's an old-fashioned idiot detector.
你看 还可以用 And look-- it's working.
我搞不懂 I don't get it.
那是因为你是一个白痴 That's 'cause you're an idiot.
噢 Oh.
有什么需要帮忙的吗? Can I help you folks find anything?
啊 是啊 我们其实... Ah, yeah.We're actually--
你这里有油漆和罩布吗? Do you have any paint and drop cloths,by any chance?
当然有了 I sure do.
我有一些各种颜色的样板 就在前台 I've got some color charts up front.
-我们去看一下 -好 - Let's go take a look.- Okay.
我是弗雷德 I'm Fred.
詹妮弗 埃文 Jennifer, Evan.
你们是要房子做某些整修 You're doing some remodeling.
我们刚刚买下了这条路边塔克的老房子 We just bought the old Tucker place up the road.
我们打算整修它一下 We're gonna be fixing it up.
那是一栋很不错的房子 It's a grand house.
不错个屁 Grand, my ass.
我们叫他佩克先生 We call him Mr.Peck.
很惊讶五十年后它还立在那里 Surprised it's still standing after 50 years.
实际上它结构外型蛮牢固漂亮的 It's actually in pretty good shape.
不会吧? You don't say?
塔克一家人死于1961年 Tuckers died in '61.
从那时起 那个地方就荒废了 The place has been abandoned ever since.
你知道为什么 Actually, do you know why
他们的家人从未对外公开他们的事吗? their families never claimed their things?
呃 那一家没有任何人活下来 Well, there wasn't any family left.
那些遗产 随着他们的死亡也无人问津了 The estate, it died when they did.
怎么会这样? How'd they go?
在估价员的办公室里 难道他们没有对你们说明吗? They didn't tell you at the Assessor's office?
如果不是这样的话还轮到你们买? Think they'd have bought the place if they did?
你闭嘴吧 Give it a rest!
抱歉 I'm sorry.
那到底有什么隐情? What's that about?
听着 先生 这不是我应该谈论的 Look, mister, it's not my place to talk about it.
我就不方便说了 I ain't saying.
只要不去挖后院就没事的 Just don't go digging in the backyard.
你只需要知道这个就好了 That's all you need to know.
为什么? Why?
好吧 嗯 要这种柠檬黄的 Okay, um, lemon yellow.
-什么? -就买柠檬黄的 - What? - Yes. Lemon yellow.
我喜欢用这种颜色来刷我的厨房 That's what I'd like to paint my kitchen.
你觉得怎么样? What do you think?
再加一点半光的白边 With a little semigloss white trim,
你就会有一个我想像中漂亮的厨房的 you'll have a beautiful kitchen is what I think.
我弄个几加仑那些东西 And I'll dig up a couple gallons of the stuff,
然后明天我会送过去的 and I'll bring it by tomorrow.
谢谢 Thank you.
走吧 Come on.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我真的希望你们年轻人能够为那栋房子带回一些光亮 I really hope you kids bring some light back to that house.
它已经被乌云盖住很长一段时间了 It's had a dark cloud over it for a long time.
我们会尽力的 We'll try.
把那个放下啦 Put that down.
去时通知我一下... Let me know when...
当你找到那些油漆时 When you find those paints.
我会带过去的 I'll take it over.
你为什么要亲自做那件事 Why would you want to do that to yourself?
我要确保被埋着的...还是埋在那里 I want to make sure what was buried stays buried.
死吧 Die!
死掉的人是不会回来的 People don't come back from the dead.
我要去确定一下 I want to make sure.
嘿 再说一次 我快没讯号了 Hey, say that again.I'm starting to lose you.
好 太好了 谢谢 布朗先生 Okay,great.Thank you, Mr.Brown.
好的 我会... All right, I'll--
喂 Hello?
喂 你还在吗 Hello? Are you still there?
该死 信号断了 God damn it.Lost him.
那是谁啊? Who was that?
那个古董收藏家 That antique collector.
他明天要过来 He's gonna come by tomorrow
来估房子里每个东西的价钱 to appraise everything in the house.
他有说过其中的某些传家宝物 He said some of those heirlooms
可能比物业本身还值钱 could be worth more than the property itself.
我还是忘不了那个老家伙说的那些话 I still can't get over that old kook.
你觉得他所说的是什么事情呢 What do you think he was talking about?
我猜他只是在气我们抢先在他前面买下房子 I bet he was just pissed that we beat him to the punch.
在我付钱买下房子之前 He's probably in the process of counting his pennies
他可能还在算计房子的估值吧 before I swooped in and snatched it out from under him.
真幸运 Lucky me.
有个吹牛大王坐在我的旁边 I got my own Donald Trump sitting right next to me.
假如他变成一个彻底的激进份子的话 At least we have our friends here
至少我们在这里还有不少的朋友 in case he turns out to be a total nutjob.
什么朋友? What friends?
让你饱一下眼福吧 生日女孩 Feast your eyes, birthday girl.
啊 Ah!
他妈的 生日快乐 超级"屄" Happy fucking birthday,super cunt.
干得好 Nice work.
嗨 Hi.
你们在这里做什么啊 What are you guys doing here?
-你喜欢这栋房子? -我爱它 老兄 - You like this? - I love it, man.
我要一直留在这里 I'm gonna be out here all the time.
你付了多少首付? What down payment did you put down on this?
20%? 10%? 20%? 10%?
我以为你们都不来了...没记恨我吧 I thought you, like, hated me or something.
埃文要求我们保密的 Evan made us promise.
他想让它成为真正特别的生日派对 He wanted it to be really special.
你昨天看起来真的很伤感 我觉得有点后怕 You did look so sad yesterday,and I felt terrible.
这是怕你哭鼻子 我才要告诉你的 I was gonna tell you if you started crying.
你们都好贴心喔 That's very sweet of you.
-这就是你说的那栋房子吗? -是啊 - So this is it, huh? - Yeah.
它真的很漂亮的 It's really cute.
它就像是...曼森家族的床和早餐 It's, like, bed and breakfasty.For the Manson family.
你的词汇真的够烂的 You're such a bitch.
嘿 你们要去哪里? Hey, guys. Where you going?
啊 我们要去墓地那里 Ah, we're going over to the graveyard.
墓地? The graveyard?
好恐怖喔 That's so creepy.
有够彻底的 Totally.
好吧 我带你们看看房子 Okay, let me show you the rest of the house.
你绝对不会相信他们留下了什么东西 You will not believe what they left behind.
他们跟你说这里有几英亩 Did they tell you how many acres this is?
大概有40.算到那边 It's about 40 going that way.
兄弟 你应该弄个避难处 Dude, you should set up a shelter
作为农业出租用途 for agricultural rentals--
把这整地方注销掉 Write the whole place off.
干嘛 我在上学好不好 What? I studied.
没那么容易注销 兄弟 It's not that much to write off, buddy.
我很感谢你的馊主意 I appreciate it.
不是每件事都有投资机会的 Not everything's an investment opportunity.
我是说 你有去真正度假过吗 I mean, have you even been on a real vacation?
有啊 在缅甸的一个青年领袖会议 Yeah, there was that young leadership conference in Burma.
那个不算 That doesn't count.
如果你必须在场 它就不算 It doesn't count if you have to be there.
嘿 看一下我找到的这个东西 Hey, check out this staff I found.
哇哩... Holy...
看一下那个宝贝 Check that baby out.
我觉得它是美国的原住民留下的 I think it's Native American.
美国原住民? Native American?
你觉得这是什么 像是一个鹰头还是什么东西? What do you think this is, like, a falcon head or something?
嘿 来这里 Hey, get back here.
谁搞的? What the hell?
有人故意挖的吧 This is badass.
什么? What?
之前没有这个大坑啊 This wasn't all dug up before.
所以呢? So?
这就是我找到那个东西的地方 This is where I found the staff.
我把它拉出来的时候 只有一个小洞而已 When I pulled it out, there was just a tiny hole.
那里很脏 臭死了 There was a raunchy fucking smell,
但是它没有像这样整个被挖出来 but it wasn't all dug up like this.
呃 假如我把它拉出来时 Well,sometimes when I pull it out,
那也是又脏又臭的 there's a raunchy smell too.
你他妈的够恶心的 You're fucking disgusting.
我说错了 抱歉 I know. I'm sorry.
也许是地鼠干的 Maybe, like,a gopher did this or something.
你知道 动物会被强烈的味道吸引的 You know, animals are attracted to strong smells.
是啊 还记得以前高中的时候 Yeah, remember back in high school
当我把大麻埋在妈妈的玫瑰花园里时 when I buried that weed in mom's rose garden
然后麦琪(狗)把它挖出来的事吗? and Maggie dug it up?
我记得那件事 I do remember that.
你想知道我为什么到现在还记得吗? You want to know why I remember that?
因为那是我的大麻 'Cause that was my weed.
不 不是 它是你的吗? No, it wasn't.Was it?
靠 我又上了一课 Fuck, I learned my lesson.
千万别把兴都库什(山名)藏在灌木丛里("纸是包不住火的"的意思吧) Never hide the Kush in the bush.
眼光放长远一点嘛 Go for big.
嘿 听着 Hey, look.
不要告诉女孩们这件事 好吗? Don't tell the girls about this, all right?
我不希望把她们都吓坏了 I don't want to get them all freaked out.
好的 我的嘴巴封起来了 All right.My lips are sealed.
喔 是吗? 对安妮特也能吗? Oh, yeah? So were Annette's.
别这样 兄弟 那是八百年前的事了 Come on,dude.That was a long-ass time ago.
她现在像是我的小妹妹一样 She's like my little sister now.
那么 好啊 你要上你的小妹妹啰 So yeah,you want to fuck your little sister?
你好恶心 You're disgusting.
我是说 "像"我的小妹 I said "like" my little sister.
-只是代表...-闭嘴啦 - Just means...- Shut up.
在英文里... In the english language
那是说她是类似 而不是真的 that she's similar but not exactly--
我早晚会上你的小妹的 I'll fuck your little sister,though.
走吧 麦克 Come on, Mike.
才14岁她就有一对大奶子 She's got big tits for a 14-year-old.
-什么? -闭嘴 - What? - Shut up.
她坐在车椅上显得大耶 She was in a wheelchair.
油漆来了 Paint's here.
你来的好快 You got here fast.
我不... I don't...
介意经常从店里出来 Mind getting out of the shop,
如果借口足够多的话 if I've got an excuse for it.
呃 我们很高兴能成为你的借口 Well, we're happy to be your excuse.
是啊 Yeah.
佩克先生 怎么了? Mr. Peck?
嘿 Hey.
这栋房子真的还有什么隐情吗? Is there something I should know about this house?
天啊 Gosh.
他有什么问题? What's his problem?
看来是有某些东西吓到他了 Something freaked him out.
什么东西能把他吓成这样 Something really spooked him.
不是吧 他只是在生气他让这个地方... Nah, he's just pissed he let this place
从他肮脏的老手指中溜走了 slip through his dirty old fingers.
我也不清楚什么原因 I don't know.
他看起来很害怕的样子 He looked pretty scared.
来 那个给我 Here, give me that.
谢谢 Thanks.
太奇怪了 That was so weird.
你拿什么东西? What are you carrying?
当然什么也没拿啰 Nothing? Of course.
嘿 詹 Hey, Jen.
我猜我知道他为什么会那么辛酸离去 I bet I know why he was all bitter.
他大概想要所有的古董吧 He probably wanted his hands on all the antiques.
-古董? -什么古董? - Antiques? - What antiques?
这是一个金矿 兄弟 It's a gold mine, brother.
愚蠢的猎鹰头 Stupid falcon head.
这里还真没进来过 Haven't checked this out really yet.
喔 我的天啊 Oh, my God.
喔 这一定是个好东西 Oh, this has got to be good stuff.
那个给我 Give me that.
兄弟 你不能喝这玩意儿 Dude, you can't drink this stuff.
这个...好像是...一瓶1000美元的酒 This is, like, $1,000 bottle of wine.
-什么? -少来 - What? - Shut up.
你 我的朋友 中了豪饮大奖了 You, my friend, have hit the booze jackpot.
这家乡下人储存了这么多非常稀有的法国红酒 These rednecks got their hands on some pretty fucking rare French wine.
这是... This is--
制造日期是...靠 this dates back to... Fuck,
林肯在任时的酒 when Lincoln was in office.
妈的 Shit.
喔 看啊 我们可以设计我们自己的衣服 Oh, look.We can design our own clothes.
喔 看啊 我们也可举办喝茶派对 Oh,look.We can have tea parties too.
大部分的女孩子喜欢设计她们自己的衣服 Most girls like to design their own clothes.
那么 我就像是在缝我自己衣服的中国10岁大女孩 Well, I like 10-year-olds in China to sew mine.
然后你就下地狱了 And you're going to hell.
你知道他们怎么说的: You know what they say:
女人是天堂男人是地狱 随心所欲就好 Heaven for the weather, hell for the company.
说到天堂和地狱 Speaking of heaven and hell,
你和肯进展得怎样了? how's it going with you and Ken?
-那个... -哪个? - Well... - Well?
我穿着赛维 莱娅的订制服 I just wear that slave Leia costume,
然后我得到我想要的所有焦点 and I get all the attention I want.
喔 Oh.
-我有一个想法 -嗯哼 - I had a thought.- Mm-hmm.
-你知道什么是好玩的吗? -不知道 - You know what would be fun? - No.
一个小小的麦克和安妮特配对行动 A little Mike and Annette action.
-喔 好耶 -不要 - Ooh,yeah.- No!
-好啊 -你一直觉得他很性感 - Yeah! - You used to think he was hot.
是啊 他5岁的时候很性感吧 Yeah, when was five.
而你最近又变单身了 And you're newly single.
然后 不 会很好玩的 And--no. It'll be fun.
他背部与胸部的毛发比他头上的还多 He has more hair on his back than he has on his head.
我知道 但是之后... I know, but then
你可以只用手指穿过它 you could just run your fingers through it.
一点点的睾丸激素过量 对你有好处哟 A little testosterone overdose would be good for you.
这将会是一个漫长而浪漫的周末 It's going to be a long weekend.
我不会泡麦克来拯救他的 I would not bang Mike to save his life.
赌十元她会的唷 10 bucks she does.
我跟进 I'll take that action.
你们好幼稚喔 You are so immature.
泡他 Bang him,
然后我和你平分 and I'll split it with you.
喔 Oh!
唷 Ew!
喔 Oh.
这里闻起来好像是撒旦的蛋蛋 It smells like Satan's balls in here.
我要去看一下那些女孩们 I'm gonna go check on the girls.
胆小鬼 Pussy.
是啊 我也觉得这一天该到此为止了 Yeah, I think I've had enough for one day too.
别这样 兄弟 快过来 Come on, man.No. Come on.
我们必须回去那里 We got to go back there.
那里可能有 There's probably, like,
更多的好宝贝 a diamond mine in there or something.
我都不确定我有这个锁的钥匙 I don't even think I have the key for this.
对 没有 我没有的 Yeah, no, I don't.
什么? What?
算了 Fine.
喔 我的天啊 Oh, my God!
那真是他妈的太完美了 That was fucking perfect.
兄弟 看把你们两个吓的 Dude, you two were so scared.
差点尿裤子了吧 You almost shit each other's pants.
干你妈的 Fuck you.
你他妈的从哪里弄这个来? Where the hell did you get this?
我一进来就看到它了 I saw it when I first came in.
我一直在等着用它来吓吓你们这两个家伙 I've been waiting to scare you guys with it.
喔 闭嘴 Oh, shut up.
这样能刺激你们俩肾上腺素飙升 The adrenaline's a rush. You know it.
是啊 好啊 你这个记仇的贱种 Yeah, well, payback's a bitch.
揍扁他 兄弟 Kick his ass, dude.
你们俩别闹了 Spread 'em.
救命啊 救命啊 强暴啦 强暴啦 Help! Help! Rape! Rape!
就像是医生订作的 Just what the doctor ordered.
好了 女士们 Okay, ladies.
你觉得呢 高雅还是尖叫? What do you think, chic or shriek?
尖叫 Shriek.
喔 噢 Oh, wow.
嘿 这个女人穿着那件衣服 Hey, this woman is wearing that dress.
看一下这个 Check this out.
-喔 哇 -这就有点诡异了 - Oh, wow. - That's slightly creepy.
没错 这绝对是诡异的 No, it's totally creepy.
喔 我的天啊 Oh, my God, you guys.
你们一定要来看一下这个浴缸 You have to come check out this tub.
太棒了 It's awesome.
看看 你越来越舒服了 Look at you getting comfy.
我先来的 I call dibs.
喔 我才是这栋房子的主人 Oh, well, I believe my owning the house
怎么是你优先 trumps your dibs.
除非我死了 Over my dead body.
各位 过来看一下这个 Guys, come look at this.
这里有好多这种东西 There is so much of this.
那些东西是真的吗? Is that stuff real?
谁管它 Who cares?
那些衣服在现在来说也蛮值钱的 The costume set's worth a fortune, too these days.
嘿 詹 你觉得这个怎么样? Hey, Jen, what do you think?
对我来说会不会戴的太多了 Is this too much for me?
詹? Jen?
那是什么? What is that?
看起来像是塔克太太的日记 Looks like Mrs. Tucker's diary.
莉迪亚·博蒙特 Lydia Beaumont,
无论那是谁 whoever that is.
-可能是家族成员吗? -是啊 - Family member maybe? - Yeah.
上面写什么/ What does it say?
听一下这个 Check this out.
"莱纳德的情况日渐恶化... "Leonard's condition worsens with each day.
"自从塔克太太割下莱纳德的头皮之后... "Since the day Mrs. Tucker cut Leonard's scalp,
"感染传播的更快了... "the infection has spread faster
"比任何的药物或是祷告更能控制它... "than any medicine or prayer can hold it.
"莱纳德的另一个坏日子 "Another bad day for Leonard.
"我无法相信他的情况会如此严重... "I cannot believe his condition has gotten so grave.
"他不再被允许去上学了... "He is no longer allowed to attend school...
如果莱纳德无法活下去 If Leonard cannot go on,
我也没有活下去的意义了 neither could I.
"我无法承受活得比我自己的小孩还久" "I couldn't bare to outlive my own child."
喔 上面没那么说吧 Oh, it does not say that.
可以不要再念吗 我会做噩梦的 Would you stop? I get nightmares.
好吧 Fine.
我们去找男孩们吧 Let's go find the boys.
我们还有好多清洁工作要做 We have so much cleaning to do.
是啊 就让他们去清洁吧 Yeah, they're gonna want to clean.
我觉得他们不会有人去做任何的清洁工作 I do not think anybody's gonna be doing any cleaning.
对啊 那么 你知道吗 Yeah, well, you know what?
如果他们还想喝啤酒的话 就要去做清洁工作 If they want any more beer, they'll clean.
喔 宝贝 Oh, baby.
你他妈的别那么大声 You are so fucking loud.
喔 是吗? 对不起啊 Oh, was I? I'm sorry.
你真是个天使 莉迪亚 You are an angel,Lydia.
你不用这么说 You do not treat me like one.
是我想要 I do.
一个人孤独的时候最想 Only when we are alone.
如果他们发现我们之间的事 If they find out about us,
他们可能会带走莱纳德 they might want to take Leonard.
我知道 I know.
我不是正在照顾他吗? I'm taking care of him, aren't I?
我的儿子(法语) Mon fils,
他不是很懂事 he is not doing much good.
亚伯拉罕! Abraham!
她在哪里? Where is she?
回去了 克莱尔 Get back in the house, Claire.
你竟然敢做这种事 Don't you even dare.
你那智障的儿子还不足以证明这是错误的吗? Isn't your retard son proof enough that it's wrong?
莉迪亚 有些后果你必须接受 Lydia, there are consequences you have to accept.
我能容忍你和你的私生儿子 I tolerated you and your bastard child.
你该知足的 报应到了 You should have left well enough alone.
哇 这里外面超美的 是不是? Wow, it is gorgeous out here, isn't it?
是啊 Yes, it is.
等我们整修完再说吧 Just wait till we're done with renovations.
没有比吞下吉士汉堡 Nothing like washing down a cheeseburger
再配着一瓶1000美元的红酒更好的了 with a $1,000 bottle of wine.
嘿 把左边那瓶给我 Hey, give me that left bottle.
我就喝这最后一瓶了 It's the last one.
剩下的要拿去拍卖了 The rest are going to the auction.
有谁还要啤酒吗? Does anybody want another beer?
-我要 -不用了 谢谢 - I do. - No, thanks.
那是好东西 That's good stuff.
想什么呢? Something wrong?
嗯 Hm.
在想塔克家族的一些事情 Just thinking about the Tuckers.
他们有你想要的所有东西 你知道吗 They had everything you could want, you know.
但是为什么会这样呢? And for what?
我打赌他们一家都是好人 I bet they were nice people.
呃 现在来说不重要了 不是吗? Well, it doesn't matter now, does it?
他们已经死了 They're dead.
我怀疑他们活着时是不是幸福 I wonder if they were happy.
我希望他们是幸福的 I hope they were happy.
我也是 Me too.
我是说 看一看这个地方: I mean, look at this place.
所有的这些土地 All this land
以及所有的那些红酒 and all the wine.
拜托 Come on.
怎么会出问题呢? How could anything go wrong?
呃 不管在他们身上发生了什么事 Well, whatever happened to them,
我猜那都不是我们的错 嗯? I guess it's not our fault, huh?
你刚刚为这个地方带来了一些光明 You're just bringing some light back into this place.
它只需要这个而已 That's all it needs.
哇 宝贝 那好深奥喔 Wow, babe.That's deep.
偶尔我也会到深的那端 Occasionally I do leave the deep end.
浅的那端是你啦 Shallow end.
说错话了 Got that saying wrong.
肯参议员说它可能会发生的 Senator Ken says it can happen.
知道吗 麦克说谷仓很不错喔 You know, Mike was saying that the barn was pretty cool.
你要不要去看一下? You want to check it out?
什么啦 What?
借口有了 来一炮如何 By check it out, I mean have sex.
那我们就去看一下吧 In this case, we will check it out.
嗯嗯 你这俄罗斯大骚货 Mmm, you big Russian minx, you.
要小心自动挤奶机喔 Watch out for the automatic milking machine.
有点像条状的 It sticks a little.
喔 Oh.
你知道吗 你喝的够多了 You know what? You've had enough.
哇呜 宝贝 Wow, babe.
别喝了 我们去睡觉吧 That is amazing. Let's go to bed.
你已经不行了 You are so done.
-埃文? -好吧 -Evan? -Okay.
明天见了 We'll see you tomorrow.
晚安 Good night.
嘿 老兄 我要怎么处理这些火? Hey, man, what do you want me to do with the fire?
嗯 弄一点啤酒进去就好了 Um, just throw a little beer on it.
-晚安 -晚安 - Night.- Night.
啊！ Huh!
我好像有点累了 I'm kind of tired.
我也是 Me too.
来点按摩会不错的 A massage would be nice.
喔 是吗? Oh, yeah?
日夜不停的肌肉酸痛呢? Got some sore muscles. Need workin'?
我可以教你一些... I could teach you a few things
我去年夏天在泰国学的 I learned in Thailand last summer.
喔 天啊 Oh, God.
不过 首先你必须脱光 But first, you have to get naked.
呃 我们两个都要 Well, both of us.
然后你赤脚在我整个背上走 And then you walk barefoot all over my back,
然后你... and then you
把我皮夹里的钱偷走 steal all the money from my wallet.
来吧 Come on.
火怎么办? What about the fire?
喔 我想它自己会烧完的 Oh, I think it'll burn itself out.
你说的对 I think you're right.
过来这里 Come here.
你要给我看你新的枪吗 Do you want to show me your new gun,
大俄罗斯非法军火商先生 Mr.Big Russian Illegal Arms man?
是的 而且我觉得 Yes, and I think
你会爱上这些新的附件的 you're going to love the new attachments.
呜 我们上楼吧 Ooh, let's go upstairs.
保留特色 Stay in character.
这太快了吧 That was too quick.
嘿 呃 你知道 Hey, well, you know,
我天生就是运动型的 I was born with the sports model
我可能不是那么的大 但是我比别人快两倍 I might not be as big, but I'm twice as fast.
这正是每个女人想要的 Just what every woman wants.
我要去一下 我要去补充一下 - I gotta go. - I gotta recoup.
你知道 我要去让它叮咚叮咚一下 You know, I gotta go-- I gotta go make tinkle tinkle.
快一点呀 Hurry up.
老爹的女孩已经准备好第二回合的表演了 Daddy's girl's ready for the next demonstration.
喔 你就不能等一下吗 嗯? Oh, you just couldn't wait for a second helping, huh?
军火商先生? Mr. Arms Dealer?
为什么你要弄那么久 What's taking you so long?
哈啰? Hello?
肯! Ken!
你在那里吗 There you are.
快出来啊 Come on.
我爸爸可能随时都会回来喔 My daddy might get home any minute now.
老爹的女孩越来越...越等不及了 Daddy's little girl is feeling very, very feisty.
什么鬼东西? What the hell?
"莱纳德的病情丝毫没有缓解的希望... "Leonard's disease shows no hope for remission.
"今天 他的父亲把他从常住的生活区域赶走... "Today his father expelled him from the main living quarters.
"如果他的情况还是不能好转的话 "He is to live in the basement, effective immediately.
"他就必须住在地下室 "If his condition continues to digress,
"塔克发誓他会亲自处理此事 "Tucker swore he would take matters into his own hands.
"他觉得让他这样活着是一件很残忍的事情 "He thinks its cruel to let him live on this way,
"但是我们又有什么好的选择呢 " but what choice do we have?"
这是什么? What is this?
为什么其他的要用法文写? Why is the rest of this in French?
这是巫毒吗? Is this voodoo?
肯? Ken?
希拉里? Hillary?
好了 Yup.
你们有人看到肯和希拉里吗? Have you guys seen Ken and Hill?
我想他们大概是进城去买早餐了吧 I think they must have gone into town for breakfast.
他们好烂 Sucks for them.
嘿 谢谢你昨晚为了大家所做的清洁收尾 Hey,thank you for cleaning up after all of us last night.
我做了什么? What did I do?
-没有吗? -没有啊 - No? - No.
宝贝 Babe?
呃 对啊 对啊 Uh, yeah, yeah.
确实没有 No.
我也是这么觉得 I didn't think so.
难道你是在告诉我说是肯和希拉里收拾的? But you mean to tell me that Ken and Hillary cleaned up?
我不相信会是希拉里清理的 I don't think that sounds like Hillary.
当然不会 No.
给你一些盐和胡椒 A little salt and pepper for you.
喔 埃文 我通常没这么早就吃早餐 Oh, Evan, I don't usually eat breakfast this early.
给詹的呢? Jen?
喔 谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
好吧 Okay.
那么你们男孩子们今天要做什么? So what are you boys up to today?
呃 等麦克起床后 Well, when Mike finally wakes up,
我们要去弄线路的事情 we're gonna work on the wiring.
好吧 All right.
呃 嗯 我打算进城买些必需品 Well, um, I'm going to go into town
要跑好几个地方呢 and run a few errands.
-喔 我可以去吗 -可以啊 - Oh, can I come? - Yeah.
你需要什么吗? You want anything?
要的啊 可以给我捎一份拿铁 Yeah, can I get a double tall latte
和一个低脂杏仁松饼回来吗? and a low-fat apricot muffin?
当然可以啦 Right.
再来一大盘的猪肠和小龙虾怎么样? How about a big old plate of some chitlins and crawfish?
嗯 小龙虾好吃 Mmm.Crawfish.
非常感谢你做的早餐 那真的很贴心 Thank you so much for breakfast.That was really sweet.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
-掰 -哈 - Bye.- Ha!
掰 Bye.
天佑美国 God bless America.
我去买点蔬菜之类吧 Let's eat.
好啊 嘿 挑些现成急需用的就行 Yeah, hey, pick up whatever you think we need.
我去杂货店看看 I'm just gonna go check out something.
没问题 Cool.
佩克先生? Mr. Peck?
佩克先生在吗? Mr. Peck?
佩克先生? Mr. Peck?
找到你想要的东西了吗? Find what you're looking for?
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我大概是第一次见过这样的场景 I guess I'm not used to seeing where my food comes from.
那就是为什么我们 呃... That's why we, uh--
那就是为什么我们要在外面做这些的原因 That's why we do it out here.
要喝一杯吗? Want a drink?
不用了 I'm good.
我知道你为什么要来这里 I know why you're here.
我想知道昨天你为什么那么惊慌的跑掉 I want to know why you ran yesterday.
店里太忙 我必须快点回来工作 I had to get to work.
佩克先生 我知道关于那栋房子的一些事情 Mr. Peck, I know that there's something
你不愿意告诉我 that you're not telling me.
我找到一本日记 I found a diary.
那是一个女人的: It's a woman's.
叫莉迪亚·博蒙特 Lydia Beaumont.
你认识她? You knew her.
我杀了她 I killed her.
为什么? Why?
把我的孩子还我 Give me my baby!
她是一个女巫 She was a witch.
不会的 There's no such thing.
如果不是我亲眼看到 I would have said the same thing
我也会这样说 if I haven't seen it with my own eyes.
当那些猪相继失踪时 Hell, I even defended her.
我甚至为她辩护过 真是见鬼了 When the animals, when they came up missing,
大家都说为了巫毒是她做的 people said it was for her voodoo.
我当时辩解道也可能是狐狸拖走的 I said it was a fox.
但是我错了 Well, I was wrong.
是她把农场养的猪杀掉的吗? She was killing farm animals?
是的 把它们当作祭品 Sacrificing them, more like it.
如果猪跟鸡和羊关在一起 I mean, maybe it would have been okay
也许就会没事了 if it stayed with chickens and goats,
但是随后法律规定 but then that's when the townfolk
乡民不得擅自处置猪羊等动物 took the law into their own hands.
那个男孩生病了 The boy got sick,
很难治疗的丑病 ugly sick.
大家都说是这样才让她抓狂的 People said that it made her mad,
她疯了 crazy.
-那男孩是莱纳德 对吧? -是的 莱纳德 - Leonard, right? - Yeah. Leonard.
他到底怎么了? What was wrong with him?
他是魔鬼附身 He was Devil-touched.
只有这个词可以形容他... It's the only word to describe him--
他和他的妈妈 Him and his mother.
她偷了我的孩子 She stole my baby.
以魔法之名把他当作祭品 Sacrificed him in the name of magic,
一切都只是为了救她的那个邪恶混蛋 all to save that evil bastard of hers.
在这个世界上 我只想做一件事: The only thing in the world that I wanted
就是救我的孩子 was to save my baby,
而那时一切都已经太迟了 and that one was too late for that.
我只想要看到她被活活吊死 All I wanted to see was her burned.
你们必须离开那栋房子 You gotta leave that house.
你听到了吗? Do you hear me?
你们必须离开那栋房子 You gotta leave that house.
他已经回来要帮她的母亲报仇了 He's coming back to avenge his mother.
你听到了吗? You hear me?
嗯? Huh?
你听到了吗? You hear me?
他会把你们全都杀掉的 你听到了吗? He'll kill you all! You hear me?
啊 Ah!
天啊 Jesus.
你没事吧? You okay?
没什么 只是碰到一些胡说八道搅局的人 Yes, just some seriously fucked-up people in this town.
发生什么事了? What happened?
詹 到底发生什么事了? Jen, what happened?
没什么呀 就...我们快走吧 I don't know.Just, let's go.
我真的开始讨厌这个地方了 I'm really starting to hate this place.
我觉得詹开始喜欢这个地方了 I think Jen's starting to like this place.
是吗? 那很好啊 老兄 Yeah? That's good, man.
嘿 可以递给我一个灯泡吗? Hey,would you hand me a bulb?
呃... Uh...
有点忙 请稍等 Kind of busy,Give me a second.
兄弟 就给我一个灯泡嘛 渣男一个 Dude, just hand me a bulb, you homo.
该死 该死 Damn it.Damn it.
你真差劲 You suck.
你真该好好地考虑一下 You know, you guys should really think
有关重做这里全部线路的事... about redoing all the wiring in here...
我是说 如果你们打算要把这里卖掉的话 I mean, if you're ever planning on selling it.
嘿 把那个灯泡给我 Hey, give me the bulb.
喔 该死 拿去 Oh, shit.Here.
我还是不能相信你竟然用她的名义买房子 I still can't believe that you put the deed in her name.
那就像是不用她签一个婚前协议一样 That's just like not getting her to sign a pre-nup.
啊哈 Aha!
喔 Oh.
兄弟 Dude.
谢了 兄弟 Thanks, bro.
我去检查下开关箱 I'll go check the box.
是啊 拜托一定要弄好 Yeah, please do.
它在哪 Where is it?
可以用吗 Did it work?
你查出问题了吗 Did you flip it?
查了 Yeah.Flipped it.
好像是有地方短路了 Looks like the wires are crossed.
大概是在地下室的某个地方吧 Probably somewhere in the basement.
看看它是怎么往下走的线? See how it runs down?
我会去检查的 I'll go check it out.
如果你一个星期没有回来 If you're not back in a week,
我会去湖里捞捞你的 I'll drag the lake.
是吗 好吧 Yeah,all right.
别偷喝那些酒！ And stay out of that wine!
有人在那吗? Hello?
哇靠 Holy shit.
耍我啊 Fuck me.
喔 Oh.
埃文看到这些一定会吓尿的 Evan's gonna flip his shit.
哟 "E"! Yo, "E"!
喔 我的天啊 Oh, my God.
喔 该死 Oh, shit.
喔 兄弟 那真是...你吓到我了 Oh, dude, that was-- you scared me.
好吧 你整到我了 All right, you got me.
我们平手了 We're even.
啊! Ugh!
嘿 麦克! Hey, Mike!
我告诉过你别碰我的酒 I told you stay away from my wine.
烂酒鬼 Friggin' drunk.
你妈的王八蛋 You fucker!
干你妈! Fuck!
不要! No!
麦克! Mike.
该死 God damn it.
麦克! Mike!
对天发誓 如果你再用那个稻草人丢我一次 Swear to God,if you throw that scarecrow at me again,
我就把你吊起来当沙袋打 I'm gonna punch you in the sac.
别这样 麦克 Come on, Mike.
已经不好玩了 我们还有事要做 It's not funny anymore. We got stuff to do.
你把门打开了 嗯? You got the door open, huh?
你在哪里找到钥匙的? Where'd you find the key?
麦克 你在哪里? Mike? Where are you?
嘿 我看到你了 猪头 Hey, I see you, dipshit.
好吧 好好享受那个味道吧 我要把你锁在里面 All right, enjoy the smell. I'm locking you in.
你的脸怎么了? What's up with your face?
嘿 救命啊! Hey! Help!
啊! Ah!
来人救我啊! Somebody help me!
啊 Ugh!
啊 Ah!
啊 Ugh!
喔 Oh!
那个怪人是谁? Who's the creeper?
没关系 我认识他 It's okay.I know him.
-是吗? -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你能先把车开过去吗? Could you pull the car around?
可以 Yeah.
如果有需要我就大叫 好吗? Hey, scream if you need me,all right?
好 我一会就回去 Yeah, I'll meet you inside.
我不是有意要打扰你的 I don't mean to bother you,
不过你今天有看到佩克先生来这里吗? but you haven't seen Mr. Peck out here today, have you?
事实上 我刚才在一家杂货店见过他 Actually,I just left him down at the store.
他...他看起来像是喝醉了 而且行为非常怪异 He--he was really drunk and acting pretty strange.
是因为这个地方吗 It's this place.
这栋房子对他来说 真的是很不好的记忆 It dredges up a lot of really bad memories for him.
是啊 他告诉我全部的事情了 Yeah, he told me...Everything.
埃文? Evan?
麦克? Mike?
有人在吗? Hello?
"给你的" "For you."
看起来好像是幼儿园的孩子写的 It looks like a kindergartener wrote it.
麦克? Mike?
出来 快出来 不管你在哪里 Come out, come out, wherever you are.
如果你再看到他 If you do see him,
你打电话给我 好吗? you'll give me a call, right?
好 我会的 Okay.I'll do that.
那就好 Good.
嘿 弗雷德 Hey, Fred.
让佩克先生这么害怕的东西是什么? What is Mr. Peck so afraid of?
过去的还是别提了 The past.
安妮特 Annette.
你在上面吗? You up here?
安妮特! Annette!
啊! Ah!
喔 Oh!
啊 Ah!
该死 Shit.
喔 恶魔 Oh,the Devil.
恶魔 The Devil!
啊 Ah!
这次不会让你逃脱了 混蛋 Not this time, asshole.
我就在这里 混蛋! I'm right here, asshole!
埃文 埃文 亲爱的 Evan. Evan.Honey.
好了 坚持住 我会把你弄出这里的 Okay, come on. We'll get you out of here.
好了 我找到你了 宝贝 Okay, I got you, baby.
宝贝 Baby.
出来啊 莱纳德 Come on, Leonard!
出来啊 你这个混蛋! Come on, you sack of shit!
变态的王八蛋! Sick son of a bitch!
我要送你回地狱 操你妈的变态 I'm sending you back to hell, motherfucker.
出来啊 Come on!
王八蛋 Son of a bitch.
嗯? Huh?
你这婊子养的混蛋! You're one sick son of a bitch!
我杀过你一次 I killed you once.
我可以再... I can do it ag--
啊 Agh!
那就是你能做的...你只能做到这样吗? That's the best-- the best you can do?
来呀 丑男孩 Okay, boy.
你弄了一个很漂亮的新脸 That's a pretty new face you got there.
哇 你真帅气 你他妈的臭脸皮! Oh, you're beautiful, you fuck face!
噢 哇 Ooh! Wow!
你怕我了吗 孬种? You're afraid of me, is that it?
呃 我并不怕你 Well, I ain't afraid of you.
我不怕任何东西 I ain't afraid of nothing.
来啊 妈的怪胎 Come on.Fucking freak!
嗯? 来啊 Huh? Come on.
来啊 Come on!
来啊 来杀我啊 Come on, try to kill me.
噢 Ooh!
莱纳德! Leonard!
放他走 Let him go.
对 Yes.
就放他走 好吗? Just let him go, okay?
做得很好 宝贝 There you go, baby.
我多么为你感到骄傲啊 I'm so proud of you.
啊! Ugh!
我做到了 我这是为了我那个三岁大就被害死的孩子 I did it--the 3-year-old.I did for the baby.
我杀掉他了 I killed him.
是的 你杀了他 Yeah, you did.
你杀了他 You did.
听着 我要帮你叫救护车 好吗? Look, we're going to get you an ambulance, okay?
你必须烧掉他 You have to burn him.
烧掉...他 Burn...Him.
哇 Wow!
别动! Wait!
这里到底发生什么事了? What exactly happened here?
佩克先生失踪之后 Yeah, Fred from the general store called us
弗雷德就从店里打电话给我们了 after Mr. Peck went missing.
我们是偶然发现了这些混乱场面 We stumbled upon this mess.
我们正在了解整个事件的情况 We're still trying to piece it together.
她还在惊吓之中 情绪不很稳定 She's a little shaken up, as you might tell.
詹妮弗 Jennifer.
詹 我要跟你谈一下 Jen, I want to speak to you for a minute.
嗨 詹妮弗 我是亚瑟·布朗 Hi, Jennifer.My name is Arthur Brown.
我真的是非常抱歉 I'm really sorry.
这次经历对你来说一定很可怕 This must be really horrible for you.
我昨天和埃文通过电话 I spoke to Evan on the phone yesterday,
他让我今天过来 and he asked me if I'd come out.
我会评估房子里古董的价钱 I would appraise the antiques in the house,
而且我也可以告诉你: and I can tell you
你们是坐在超过一百万美元的资产上面 that you are sitting on over a million dollars in assets.
现在 我并不期待你会立刻回复 Now, I don't expect you to answer me right away,
但是我愿意延长那个提议 but I would like to extend the offer.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
不 我也很抱歉 No, I'm sorry.
我期待尽快听到你的回复 I look forward to hearing from you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
-谢谢你 长官 -万分感激 - Thank you, sir.- Appreciate it.
多谢 Thanks a lot.
如果你想的话 现在就可以走了 You can go now if you want to.
在州际公路旁边帮你安排了一间酒店 Got you a hotel room out there at the interstate.
你想住多久就住多久 Stay as long as you want.
州政府会有人照顾你的 The county will take care of you.
需要的话我可以找一位我的警员陪你 I can get one of my officers to keep you company
一直到你父母亲的到来 till your parents get here.
就这样吧 All right, then.
嘿 等一下 Hey, hold him up.
拔出来 Shoot.
把这个可怜的婊子养的装在尸袋里 Get this sorry son of a bitch in a body bag.